"Red and Black are MY colors, RULK!"

MARVEL STUDIOS announces big(red) surprises for Ryan Reynolds' BURIED sequel.

"relax rulk, I cut people's hair with this ALLLLLL the time."

"WINNING!"

Call him a loser if you want but people line up to give Orko head .

Yeah!, who's the master of the universe now mutha@$%^^&ers!?!

Guns N Roses' "Slash" had a very odd and disturbing childhood. Raised by a single mother who casually dated Adolf Hitler. He was very surpised to find Adolf in his bed one night. "He just kept shouting in German, I couldn't understand a word" -Slash. Next time on VH1's Behind the Music.

HI little girl let me tell you a story about how great Hitler wa
DAD!!! I don't like it
You have to if you want be a skin head like mommy and me
IT'S!! Staring at me

I seriously have more of a problem w/ that god awful bed spread than I do w/ the Hitler doll. Hahhahaa

"Wanna take a look? It'll cost ya $2"

ZOMBIE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Joker agreed to help Creepo the clown find his pom poms this wasn't what he had in mind.

Buffy hadn't even had time to light her customary toilet cigar

"nothing beats a Baby Ruth while on the toilet after a hard day of vampire killing"
"Girl I know you took the last Baby Ruth!"
"Shut up!"
"I CUT CHOO!!!!!!"

"So A single stripe means Negative!? Whew, that was close!!"

No matter how much he tried, Frank just couldn't relax while watching TV

Spiderman regreted bringing his seven year old cousin to Franks home movie night.

"Ya'll shut up, when John Titor gets here to retrieve this IBM 5100 I'll blow his freaking brains out!" -Frank

Switching Moonknights file with that of another patient at the hospital was a prank gone wrong.

And on that night, Mexican Wrestling entered a whole new era...

Tarantula: Ohhhhhh you're supposed to use action figures to make custom heroes!

"And this will kill just the symbiote, right Spidey?"

And people wonder how Eddy Brock got cancer .

Venom: So the floor spins to make sure my tan is even?
Spidey: uh...yeah, that's it. A nice golden brown. tee hee

"Dog giant, not you are"

upsidaisey...upsidoozy...upsidazy

The force is strong with this one, like, ALOT

"I don't care what they say, Snuggle Bear, ur mine and I'm yours, forever!