1. Here we are leaving our home planet, Remulak, near the Moons of Meepzor. Our mission: to conquer, enslave and cleave the Blue Orb known as Earth.

2. Here we are crash landing into a large fluid mass, known as Lake Michigan. Beldar failed to cloak our E-grade Starcruiser. Mebs, Prymaat! Mebs! I cannot remember everything!

3. Our mission temporarily foiled, we set up residence in the charming suburbs of Patterson, New Jersey. Here we are with our Cone offsping, Connie. We are living the American Dream - until human authority figures discovered that we are ILLEGAL aliens! Eenngh! Here they come! We are scarbord! Emergency egress!